The String Bottoms are dangerously flattering to the legs. So flattering that you may be instantly approached with requests for your hand in marriage the moment you drop your drawers. These bottoms may seem like the perfect Vegas pool party bottoms (which they are) but they're also great for activities! All it takes is a double knott and no fool nor wave is taking these babies off. These bottoms will make your legs look so long that you can put "circus stilt person" on your resume without feeling bad.
Since the sides are adjustable, go down a size if you want cheekier and up a size if you want move coverage.
WARNING: The cowrie shells at the bottom of the String Bottoms will speak to the mermaids of the sea but beware - the mermaids may retaliate with jealousy. Since mermaids only have a tail instead of two legs, they get furious when land babes look so smokin' in String Bottoms. (they barely know what smoke is). Please beware that mermen may wink at you.